It's a BUTT-CRACK Cloaking Device

Invented by a college professor to solve a serious problem! A "School" or "Workplace" version to "cover" all situations. You never know when a Butt-Crack Emergency will occur! Carefully insert at the site of the offending Butt-Crack. One-time use only!

You need this! Makes the perfect gift for... just about everyone.

The Incredible BUTT-CRACK Cloaking Device

B.C.C.D.

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A Butt-Crack emergency can strike anywhere, to anyone. You should be prepared! School, at work, the beach, your B.C.C.D. should be close by at all times! Keep one at home and one in the car. Give as gifts!

Mount on wall for easy access

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Comes with 8 B.C.C.D.'s + Dispenser/Holder and double-sided tape to mount. BE PREPARED! What if you needed a plumber and didn't have a B.C.C.D? Don't let  that happen! Send to "that" friend.

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Butt-Crack Cloaking Device

$9.95
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You'll get the B.C.C.D. dispenser, double-sided tape to mount, and 8 B.C.C.D.'s for that unsightly Butt-Crack emergency. The perfect gift!


Specify "Workplace" or "School" version! (Or mixed, 4 Workplace and 4 School)